1. Actual conversation overheard tonight in the Financial District in which a job opening at my company was referenced by two H&M employees throwing back a couple of ice cold McFlurries on their 15-minute break (transcribed as it sounded)

      Actual conversation overheard tonight in the Financial District in which a job opening at my company was referenced by two H&M employees throwing back a couple of ice cold McFlurries on their 15-minute break (transcribed as it sounded)

    • Dude 1: So yah I mean I'm like rly starting 2 think a lot about getting in2 video games u kno.
    • Dude 2: Yah rly? I hear video games do really good in a down economy. But like I hear the recession is turning around so I don't know maybe this isn't the best time 2 get in2 it?
    • Dude 1: I mean, I hear that, but u kno like I'm just so passionate about them and anyway I found this really gr8 looking job at this place called Conduit Labs.
    • Dude 2: O yah rly?
    • Dude 1: Yah ttlly they make this awesome game with all this awesome music it's rrrrllllllly cool.
    • Dude 2: So r u going 2 apply?
    • Dude 1: I mean I don't know! The job description said you needed 2 kno all this stuff and be able 2 do all this stuff and ur supposed to have studied computer science and all this stuff and I mean I haven't even gone to college, u kno? I mean I just really luv games is all.
    • Dude 2: U should ttlly still apply tho, I mean, most of the time employers are ttly willing to train u if ur a good fit I mean we didn't kno n e thing about H&M before starting. amirite?
    • Dude 1: Yah u rite I don't kno I just feel really discouraged.

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